Grease Monkey offers a bold mix of flavor, potency, and reliability in a medium-sized plant. Its diesel-sweet aroma, heavy trichome coverage, and balanced hybrid effects make it a standout choice for both indoor and outdoor growers.
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🏕️ Indoor Setup
🌞 Outdoor Setup
| Environment | Height | Yield | Flower Time | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Indoor | 40–50″ | 1.5–1.65 oz/ft² | 8–9 weeks | Moderate |
| Outdoor | 40–50″ | 2–5 oz/plant | End Sept | Moderate |
Start your seeds using the paper towel method.
⚠️ Avoid sealing in plastic, excess humidity can cause rot.
Your seedlings are delicate but full of potential. Focus on creating a stable environment.
You’ll see cotyledons followed by your first true leaves by the end of the week.
Your plant starts gaining momentum, thickening stems and showing early branching.
This early training will help shape your plant into a compact, high-yielding bush.
Growth accelerates now. The canopy widens, and internodes space out.
Topping or fimming during this stage promotes multiple colas and a strong structure before bloom.
Your Grease Monkey is now sturdy and ready to bloom.
This is your final week of training before switching to flower. Aim for even light coverage across all bud sites.
Time to flip to 12/12 lighting. Stretch begins but remains moderate.
The first buds will start forming by the end of this week.
Bud formation ramps up quickly now.
This is where the frosty character of Grease Monkey really starts to show.
Buds bulk up and resin production peaks.
By the end of week 8, your canopy should be thick, sticky, and glistening.
The finish line is near.
Patience now pays off in smooth smoke and rich flavor.
Proper curing turns your harvest from good to unforgettable.
Grease Monkey is a grower’s delight: compact, aromatic, and resin-heavy. With easy structure and forgiving nature, it’s perfect for those who want elite-level results without constant maintenance.
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How long does Grease Monkey take to flower?
8–9 weeks indoors; harvest at the end of September outdoors.
How tall does it grow?
Usually 40–50 inches; compact and ideal for tent setups.
What yields can I expect?
Up to 1.65 oz/ft² indoors, 2–5 oz/plant outdoors.
What does it taste like?
A mix of diesel, vanilla cream, and earthy sweetness.
What effects does it have?
Euphoric start followed by a calm, full-body relaxation.
I planted 10 Super Boof seeds, and all germinated without a hitch. The plants grew strong and healthy, producing dense, frosty buds with a sweet, earthy aroma. The high is uplifting yet relaxing—a perfect balance. Impressive yield too, even with minimal effort
I’ve been growing weed for 30+ years, and to be honest, it’s quite difficult to surprise me. After a few decades of facing different strains, changing growing conditions, and solving whatever problem you could possibly think of, by then, I believe I’ve seen it all in cannabis growing.
Gary Payton defied every single one of my expectations.
The plant thrived, growing to an impressive 6 feet in what seemed like a blink of an eye. It quickly filled out with buds and displayed better smell each day, showing solid proof of superior genetics. The buds were tight, aromatic, and a source of immense pride, surpassing the outcome of many of my previous endeavors.
Hypno Seeds with their Gary Payton strain has won my complete admiration and loyalty. Outstanding genetics in this plant have truly turned what I always thought of to be an experiment with negligible expectations into one of the most satisfying grows of my long career.
Looking forward, my excitement for the next growing season is unparalleled. I can’t wait to see how much I can take these strains, especially with the attention that Gary Payton really does deserve right from the start.
TRUE MAGIC! This strain really stands out. I am trying Hypno Seeds for the first time and I surely made the right choice. I will be ordering more RS11 seeds just to keep this beauty in my garden for the upcoming season. Growing in Virginia and it’s only shown perfection by now.
Starting my latest grow, I decided to try out some Blackberry Kush from Hypno… I planted her on a whim alongside my other favorites. Hypno Seeds said it had to be a powerful plant with rich, fruity scents… Seeing is believing. She developed purplish hues and dense resin coated buds and quickly took center stage in my garden and produced much more than expected. The buds are tightly packed, literally bursting with the heady aroma. The yield? Very impressive for her conditions…
Germinated three seeds using the paper towel method with100% success rate within 48 hours. Planted in 5 gallon pots with living soil under a 315W CMH light. Plants remained compact (3.5 ft) with thick lateral branching, showing high resistance to humidity and minor nutrient fluctuations. Yield per plant: 5.8 oz of extremely dense, trichome-heavy buds. Smell profile during flower: sharp pine, pepper, and a hint of citrus. Harvested at week 9, after trichomes showed 30% amber for peak sedative effects. Smoke report: Potent. Deep relaxation without full sedation. Ideal for stress relief.
