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Once your order is dispatched, we'll provide you with a tracking number, allowing you to monitor the progress of your package until it reaches your hands.
As a special bonus, we're including a free seed with every order. It's our way of saying thank you for choosing Hypno Seeds.
This strain’s bold flavors and potent effects make it a top choice for cannabis enthusiasts! Introducing Grease Monkey strain – the perfect balance of relaxation and euphoria.
Grease Monkey is a perfectly balanced hybrid that’s quickly becoming a favorite across the USA. A cross between the legendary Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream, this strain offers a powerful blend of skunky, sweet, and diesel flavors. With THC levels of up to 23%, Grease Monkey delivers euphoric, sedative effects ideal for unwinding after a long day or easing into a restful night.
With powerhouse genetics from Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream, Grease Monkey delivers a high-quality experience loved by growers and users alike.
This strain packs a punch with up to 23% THC, offering powerful effects for both body and mind.
With a perfect 50/50 hybrid balance, Grease Monkey combines relaxing Indica effects with uplifting Sativa energy.
Growers love Grease Monkey feminized seeds for the impressive yields and ease of cultivation:
This strain’s robust growth structure ensures excellent results for both novice and experienced growers.
Grease Monkey flowers in just 8-9 weeks, offering a fast turnaround without sacrificing quality or yield.
Grease Monkey thrives in warm, sunny climates and adapts well to various regions across the U.S. However, managing humidity is key to prevent mold and mildew.
Critical Insights for U.S. Growers:
Grease Monkey is a robust cannabis strain that adapts well to various climates, thriving especially in warm, sunny environments. Proper humidity control ensures its health and maximizes resin production. Below are 25+ states ideal for cultivating Grease Monkey outdoors:
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Dive into rich, skunky aromas and sweet, earthy flavors with Grease Monkey.
This cannabis strain brings together the best of both worlds: relaxing body effects and euphoric cerebral stimulation. Its bold terpene profile makes each puff a flavorful experience, perfect for those who appreciate complex tastes and powerful effects.
Enjoy smooth, sweet cream flavors with every puff.
Indulge in a soothing experience that heightens your senses and lifts your mood.
Expect pungent diesel flavors that blend seamlessly with earthy, grounding tones.
Feel the tension melt away as this strain wraps you in a blanket of serenity.
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Understanding Our Germination Guarantee
Your growing success matters to us. At Hypno Seeds, we proudly maintain a 90% germination rate. To help you get the best results, we offer a straightforward replacement guarantee for those rare cases when seeds don’t sprout.
This guide walks you through the proper germination method and how to request replacements if needed.
Important:
Seeds placed directly into soil or water are not covered by our guarantee.
Brief Germination Guide
What You’ll Need:
Container
Distilled water
Paper towels
Tweezers
How to Germinate Your Seeds:
Paper Towel Method: Place your seeds between damp (not soaking) paper towels and keep them in a dark, warm environment (21–26°C / 70–80°F).
Daily Check-In: Ensure the towels stay moist and monitor progress. Most seeds sprout within 1–7 days, but some may take up to 15.
Transplant Carefully: Once a taproot reaches ¼ inch, gently move the seed to your growing medium. Avoid planting directly into the ground at first.
In Case of Non-Germination
To qualify for free seed replacements, please follow these steps:
Video Documentation Requirements:
Record videos on days 3, 6, and 9 of the germination process.
In each video, clearly show:
Your germination setup
The current date (use a “Google Today” search on your device)
The original Hypno Seeds packaging
Contact Us:
Send an email to info@hypnoseeds.com including:
Your order number
The three videos
A short explanation of the issue
Our Guarantee
Once your documentation is verified, we’ll send you free replacement seeds.
Note: This guarantee only applies to orders over $50. Promotional and BOGO seeds are not eligible for replacement.
To access our complimentary shipping service, ensure your order totals at least $90. This special offer is part of our commitment to offer exceptional value to our customers. While we provide this service to a wide range of regions, some additional conditions may apply. For more specifics or inquiries, feel free to contact our customer support team at info@hypnoseeds.com. At Hypno Seeds, we deeply appreciate your trust and strive to express our gratitude by offering free shipping on qualifying orders.
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Jett –
Nice hybrid
Rose 17 –
Grease Monkey is legit! The sweet, earthy flavor with a hint of vanilla had me hooked from the first hit. The high is super relaxing, perfect for unwinding after a long day. Definitely one of my go-to strains now—highly recommend